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These are some lies we made up about Keo.
Julius Ceasar has from time to time been perceived piling bricks on a dark night by a mailbox in Keo.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances up on the highest spot of Rounded Hill annihilating a book.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has repeatedly been witnessed around midnight floating along North Bayou.
A huge cat is often witnessed in Toltec Mounds State Park around midnight hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock.
A Megalosaurus has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions creeping out of Bullneck Brake covered in dirty water late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Keo
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Ghost Sightings From Keo
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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