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These are some lies we made up about Judsonia.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has been said to have been spotted on many occasions burrowing a gap at Bridges Lake Dam late at night.
An ET from deep space has frequently been perceived visiting Wells Bottom at midnight.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head absent is often perceived late in the night checking out White Oak Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a young female in a bloody prom dress has been distinguished on numerous occasions tossing rocks into the stream at Brier Creek before dawn.
The martian commander of a flying saucer may frequently be noticed smoking a cigar up on Bruce Mountain.
A giant donkey can be made out frequently on a Judsonia residential road around midnight.
A headless woman has sometimes been witnessed staring at a guy snoozing on a mattress in a home in Judsonia.
The phantom of a nine foot high massive guy has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions in a supermarket
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in the Judsonia neighborhood. Based on what the residents allege, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Judsonia resident.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon can occasionally be seen struggling out from a storm drain on a Judsonia street at night.
A gigantic reindeer was spotted nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight
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in Judsonia.
A colossal bear materialized in Jacksonport State Park quite near the ranger station struggling to snatch something.
A big bloodcurdling dragon was perceived playing a piece of music on an accordion in a Judsonia trailer.
The ghost of a woman having half her head not there materialized in a mirror in a Judsonia mobile home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror. The ghost didn't mind that there was someone other present.
A gargantuan bull was witnessed trying to locate a book under a parked Dodge in a Judsonia parking lot on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Judsonia
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Ghost Sightings From Judsonia
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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