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These are some lies we made up about Harrison.
A very large chinchilla has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions taking a rest at a coffee table in a Harrison apartment.
A colossal impala may be spotted frequently struggling to exclaim something at Buffalo National River.
A massive crocodile has every so often been observed staring at folks in a Harrison apartment through an air vent.
A man with a large hole through his chest has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions waving to cars down a dark road close to Harrison. Several of the residents claim this spirit is the stressed soul of a long dead Harrison local resident.
A man with the head of a beast may now and then be spotted drifting down Brush Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female in flames, holding a gas bottle was noticed repositioning orbs about in Gaither Prairie after midnight. The arrival of the bystander terrified the phantom who then faded away. It has been said that this exact
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ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Harrison in the past.
A massive pronghorn became visible gulping water from Norvell Spring around midnight.
The ghost of a young air force pilot was observed at midnight scrutinizing Dowell Cove in detail. The watcher panicked and escaped.
A space alien from another part
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of the galaxy materialized sipping gasoline from a fuel pump at a gas station in Harrison.
A young-looking girl in a blood-covered wedding dress was noticed speaking into the air as if someone besides was there. The spirit did not seem to be bothered by the witnesses. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost loves startling unwise people who have the nerve to upset the quiet in Harrison.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has often been spotted walking a Pit Bull late at night on a gloomy Harrison residential street.
Galileo has been perceived on one or two instances in Bull Shoals State Park outside the ranger station scraping out a nook.
A female with a blue-green face may be seen time and again peeking through building windows in Harrison after midnight.
The spirit of a mailman is from time to time distinguished watching movies in a Harrison living room at night.
An ET from Saturn can every now and then be spotted rummaging around in trash container on a Harrison lane.
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man's body having the head of a bear has repeatedly been noticed on a Harrison street on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Harrison
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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