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These are some lies we made up about Harrell.
An alien from planet Venus has every so often been noticed looking at the water by Harrell Lake Dam very late at night.
Julius Ceasar is from time to time seen down next to Cagle Spring late at night talking into the thin air.
An extremely large chamois is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions covering a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Ham Moses Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large chinchilla has repeatedly been made out pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Beech Branch in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a chained up female is often spotted relaxing on a sofa in a residence in Harrell. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Harrell. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Harrell
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Ghost Sightings From Harrell
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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