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A woman with her head and left arm and left leg removed has regularly been witnessed in a Greenwood area hardware store, staggering the aisles. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to bump into late in the night.
An ET from planet Venus is regularly made out shouting at the stroke of midnight by a road sign in Greenwood.
An armed forces uniform staggering about without a body in it has supposedly been seen on several instances having a seat at a table in a Greenwood home gazing. Residents here who have made out this spirit say this spirit likes frightening foolish folks who come trying to locate spirits in Greenwood. In any case, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a civil war soldier may regularly be observed strolling through a flat in Greenwood.
A space man from another part of the galaxy can be noticed repeatedly riding on a horse in the middle of a highway in the vicinity of Greenwood.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwood
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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