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These are some lies we made up about Greenwood.
Napoleon Bonaparte is from time to time made out searching through garbage container on a Greenwood lane.
A space man from another planet has been said to have been perceived on numerous occasions at Adamson Creek at night heaving pieces of wood into the stream.
A fluorescent human person may now and then be spotted in Bell Park at the stroke of midnight dragging a dead body through some bushes.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has often been made out enjoying the surroundings at Greenwood Reservoir Dam very late at night. According to what the local residents say, this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while passing through Greenwood some decades ago.
An ET has allegedly been noticed on several occasions viewing the vista from the summit of Backbone Mountain after midnight.
An extremely large weasel can repeatedly be witnessed on a Greenwood lane late at night.
An enormous wombat may be distinguished very frequently
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staring at an old woman snoozing in an armchair in a home in Greenwood.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every so often been made out in a hardware store in the Greenwood area.
A space invader from Saturn is occasionally distinguished trying on clothes in a Greenwood apartment.
A space man from another part
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of the galaxy can every so often be observed crawling out from a drain hole on a Greenwood lane at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking man dressed in a winter coat was spotted in Devil's Den State Park at the ranger station guzzling blood from a glass. Shocked by the onlookers the ghost made its way into the dark.
A decapitated guy became visible snooping in mailboxes at night in Greenwood. When spotted the ghost came close to the watcher who then ran away. Scores of people who live here declare this phantom takes pleasure in startling foolish folks who are brave enough to disturb the serenity in Greenwood. Whatever folks exclaim, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be avoided.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object was perceived performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Greenwood home.
An martian explorer from another planet came into view in a mirror in a Greenwood apartment; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
A mermaid was witnessed trying to locate a box next to a
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parked car in a Greenwood parking lot around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwood
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwood
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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