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These are some lies we made up about Gravette.
An enormous newt has supposedly been perceived on a handful of instances near Bear Spring before sunrise smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman can occasionally be noticed at Crystal Lake Dam before sunrise speaking into the air.
A massive hamster was spotted fishing from the shore of Crystal Lake in the early morning hours.
An enormous panther became visible looking at the vista from the apex of Roundtop at midnight.
A space man from the Moon was distinguished by Chalybeate Creek yelling.
A space man from another planet appeared checking out Grape Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking woman drenched in blood was observed in Batson Prairie in the early morning hours burying a cadaver by a big rock. The witness ran off when she saw the ghost.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was seen walking through a house close to Gravette.
The phantom of an aged sorceress
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has frequently been distinguished striding through a Gravette neighborhood cemetery. Local people declare that this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Gravette a long time ago.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his chest is regularly spotted hanging out in a vacant villa in Gravette. One of the folks who live here definitely asserts
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that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Gravette. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Gravette
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Ghost Sightings From Gravette
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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