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The alien captain of an alien spaceship has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances in a mirror in a Glenwood home; the spirit was solely visible in the mirror.
A sizeable scary ogre may every so often be spotted trying to find a book next to a parked car in a Glenwood parking lot around midnight.
A female with a green face was perceived up on the peak of Burnham Mountain flinging bricks. This is one of those ghosts that is made out often close by. Regardless of what people express, this is a hostile spirit that you would not want to come across at night.
A very large mustang came into sight in a Glenwood area auto part store, walking the aisles.
Ferdinand Magellan was spotted gazing at the water by Mill Pond Dam at midnight.
The spirit of a mail carrier was noticed before dawn studying Bear Water Hollow in detail. The observer escaped when she saw the ghost.
A gigantic otter was distinguished hurling pieces of wood into the flowing water at Bigsby Branch at the stroke of midnight.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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