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These are some lies we made up about Fulton.
A gigantic platypus has been said to have been seen on a few occasions pushing orbs around by Bluff Lake.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished at Bridge Creek at the stroke of midnight throwing rocks into the flow.
An ET from planet Venus emerged late at night giving a guided exploration of Buzzard Bluff to a crowd of spirits.
A huge yak was perceived nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Fulton.
Rapunzel materialized performing a melody on a flute in a Fulton flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Fulton
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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