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An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can be perceived time and again at Cedar Point after midnight gazing down into the water.
A somewhat decayed human body has from time to time been observed tossing bricks into the stream at Bear Creek on a dark night.
A giant gnu is occasionally witnessed after midnight gazing across Golden Lake Crevasse.
A woman alight, grasping a petroleum bottle has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions reading a newsletter in Massey Bar late in the night. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gigantic newt may now and then be distinguished scrambling out of Peach Bayou covered in filth around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Frenchmans Bayou
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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