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These are some lies we made up about El Dorado.
The spirit of a female with a bag tied around her head emerged in Bodenhamer Park around midnight dragging a cadaver through some bushes. The ghost talked about revenging a killing. No matter what people state, this spirit certainly is creepy; one that should be left alone.
A somewhat transparent man clothed as the captain of a ship was spotted in a desolate location close to El Dorado. The witness freaked out and ran off. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a hostile ghost that you do not want to meet around midnight.
William Shakespeare appeared standing alongside a dark road in the neighborhood of El Dorado.
The ghost of a young-looking guy wearing a confederate uniform was witnessed dispatching an envelope at an El Dorado post office. The ghost waved to the eye witness. In any event, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a hobo was observed in the middle of Bogay Creek startling folks. When
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the ghost was noticed it faded away into the thin air. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a person who used to have a home here in El Dorado.
A space invader has repeatedly been spotted conversing into the air as if somebody besides was present.
An extremely large dromedary is repeatedly seen
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in Logoly State Park by the ranger station looking scary.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been noticed on several instances staring through home windows in El Dorado late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may often be noticed watching TV in an El Dorado living room before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can be made out frequently browsing through trash cans on an El Dorado avenue.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer is every now and then perceived on an El Dorado residential road at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions hovering in the air like a blimp in El Dorado.
The phantom of a young-looking lady drenched in blood may every now and then be distinguished in a convenience store in the El Dorado vicinity. No matter what, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of an aged hag has regularly been
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perceived creeping out from a manhole on an El Dorado street very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From El Dorado
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Ghost Sightings From El Dorado
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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