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These are some lies we made up about Dover.
Issac Newton is repeatedly spotted staring wrathfully at the witness up on College Hill.
A space invader has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions at Lake Russellville Dam at the stroke of midnight going out of control.
A massive mynah bird can be made out very often by Bakers Creek excavating a hollow.
A colossal weasel is occasionally witnessed checking out Wheeler Bend around midnight.
A female's body having a dog's head has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions chatting into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship can every now and then be perceived walking a Saint Bernard after midnight on a murky Dover residential street.
An martian explorer from outer space was spotted burying a cadaver by a large boulder in Chactas Prairie in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another world was made out peeking
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through house windows in Dover at night.
A somewhat decayed human cadaver came into sight outside Lake Dardanelle State Park seeking someone. The ghost talked about revenging an assassination. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that should be kept away from.
A very large chimpanzee was spotted watching shows in a
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Dover living room very late at night.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed on a Dover avenue very late at night.
An alien from the Moon has repeatedly been observed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Dover.
An alien from outer space is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions shining a lamp in Buffalo National River near the ranger station.
The martian technician of a UFO may repeatedly be distinguished looking at a woman slumbering on a mattress in a home in Dover.
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Ghost Sightings From Dover
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Ghost Sightings From Dover
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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