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These are some lies we made up about Donaldson.
A gigantic monkey is regularly seen flickering a kerosene lamp by Cox Bayou.
A woman burning, grasping a kerosene tank has been spotted on frequent instances looking across Elmo Flats at night. According to what the folks who live here say, this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise people who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Donaldson.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot can be witnessed frequently at Dutherage Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise scaring people. In any event, it is certainly a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A youthful girl dressed in a bloody wedding dress has every so often been spotted hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Antioch Creek on a dark night. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that should be avoided.
A space invader from deep space is now and then distinguished in a Donaldson highschool before dawn staggering the corridors.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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