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An martian voyager from deep space is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions shouting names of people by Oak Creek.
A guy with the head of a beast can repeatedly be observed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a De Valls Bluff home looking terrifying. A local person asserts that this ghost likes frightening foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in De Valls Bluff. In any case, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that is rather not upset.
A moderately rotten human cadaver may be seen very frequently facing the watcher by the water's edge at Catfish Lake. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive warthog has every now and then been noticed staring wrathfully at the eye witness at Argo Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A huge donkey is every now and then seen riding on a camel beside a road close to De Valls Bluff.
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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