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These are some lies we made up about Des Arc.
The ghost of a tied up guy appeared in Bayou Des Arc State Game Area after midnight reading a newspaper. When spotted the ghost came close to the onlooker who then ran off.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was seen holding a human headbone by Calhoun Bend.
A giant wildcat came into view throwing pebbles into the flowing water at Barkley Branch at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a bum was distinguished on the water's edge of Blue Hole struggling to state something. This specific ghost has been made out often in this place. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a scary spirit that should be let alone.
An alien was made out taking pleasure in the panorama at Crowley Lake Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood has regularly been noticed attempting to conceal a dead body in Bob Williams Lake at midnight.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso is regularly distinguished up on the top of Little Greenbrier Hill scaring folks.
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Ghost Sightings From Des Arc
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Ghost Sightings From Des Arc
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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