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The phantom of a muscular lumberjack carrying a large axe has regularly been witnessed before dawn checking out Glen Canyon in detail.

A scary skeleton is frequently made out at De Queen Dam at midnight guzzling gasoline. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in De Queen.

An martian explorer from space has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances being carried by a Harley on a dark road near De Queen.

A man that transformed into a vampire may be made out very frequently by Bear Creek reading a magazine. Lots of people who live here claim this ghost is the stressed spirit of an old De Queen resident.

A fluorescent human form has occasionally been spotted in a residence in De Queen.

An enormous tiger is sometimes perceived sniveling quite near Cossatot River State Park.

A space man from planet Pluto has supposedly been witnessed
 
    on numerous occasions in a De Queen flat.

A space man from another galaxy may now and then be made out showing up in a restroom mirror.

The ghost of a pregnant female was distinguished having a seat in an armchair in a home near De Queen. This ghost is incredibly active in this area; there have been several other reports of this individual
  ghost.

A space alien emerged after midnight chasing a passing pickup on a murky road right next door to De Queen.

An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was witnessed mowing the lawn in the front yard of a house in De Queen.

A colossal mynah bird came into sight by an old woman camping at a campground next to De Queen.

A headless man was made out relaxing in a beanbag in a mobile home in De Queen. This is one of those spirits that is seen often in the vicinity.

A giant hartebeest has often been noticed staring furiously at the bystander next to a streetlight in De Queen.

A massive hog is often witnessed walking from building to building at midnight on a De Queen residential road.

A mermaid is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions resting at the kitchen counter in a De Queen trailer.

The ghost of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform may repeatedly be observed gazing at folks in a De Queen trailer through a peephole. Residents here who have perceived this ghost say this ghost
is that of a local resident who had a house here in De Queen some time ago.

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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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