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These are some lies we made up about Dell.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was noticed before sunrise staring across Big Lake.
A space man from the Moon appeared pulling a body over the grass in Big Lake National Wildlife Refuge at night.
An alien from the cosmos was seen by Sassafras Bend meditating.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted at Pemiscot Bayou at the stroke of midnight heaving pebbles into the water.
A lady with the head of a beast has frequently been seen looking at people in a Dell mobile home through a window. One thing's for sure, it's undoubtedly a terrifying phantom that should be steered clear of.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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