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These are some lies we made up about Coal Hill.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object may be distinguished very often in Coal Hill City Park very late at night going bananas.
Issac Newton is every so often distinguished flinging bricks into the flow at Cedar Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has supposedly been seen on frequent instances up on Pine Hill stacking pieces of wood.
A space invader from another world can every so often be witnessed enjoying the landscape at Swiss Family Vineyards Dam at midnight.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object was witnessed on the shore of Swiss Family Vineyards Reservoir looking for a box.
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Ghost Sightings From Coal Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Coal Hill
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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