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These are some lies we made up about Clarkridge.
An extremely large sheep is rumored to have been perceived on frequent instances scraping out a crater in Camp Spring Hollow late at night.
A space man from Saturn can be made out very frequently in Cranfield Use Area around midnight burying a corpse by a large boulder.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been spotted at Briar Creek late in the night chucking rocks into the current.
An ET is once in a while perceived at Mallard Point after midnight staring down into the water.
A scary skeleton has been seen on a handful of instances smoking a cigar up on the summit of Wallace Knob. Nevertheless, this is an intimidating phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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