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These are some lies we made up about Charleston.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has sometimes been witnessed attempting to grab something up on the summit of Coal Ridge.
A character with a skeleton face having on dark robes is now and then observed in the middle of Doctors Fork flickering a light.
A space man from planet Jupiter is rumored to have been made out on several instances in Backbone Narrows before sunrise scaring people.
A wandering ghost has frequently been distinguished staring at the water by Engineer Lake Dam late in the night. In any event, it certainly is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Plato is regularly spotted by an old woman hunting in a forest next to Charleston.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions turning toward the bystander on the water's edge of Number Name Lake.
A very large dormouse can regularly be witnessed seated on a sofa in a home in Charleston.
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extraterrestrial from another solar system can be witnessed repeatedly strolling from house to house on a dark night on a Charleston residential road.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has from time to time been witnessed browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Charleston apartment at night.
A massive reptile is from time to time observed relaxing at the dining table in a Charleston flat.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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