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A Plateosaurus has often been spotted by the water at Sunrise Point gazing.
An enormous chimpanzee is often noticed glugging down water from Darling Spring in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an aged woman gripping a firearm has allegedly been made out on frequent instances in a motor boat on Bogs Lake reflecting. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of a flight attendant may regularly be observed up on the summit of Dardanelle Mountain rearranging orbs around.
A colossal cony can be perceived very often in a house in close proximity to Centerville.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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