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The ghost of a man holding a blood-splattered machete was noticed smoking a pipe at Centerton Hatchery Upper Pond Dam in the early morning hours. Scared by the bystanders the ghost withdrew into the darkness. If you talk to the residents, this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who come seeking ghosts in Centerton.

An ET from planet Jupiter has regularly been distinguished next to Anderson Spring before dawn articulating into the night.

A soldier's outfit walking around without a body in it is often seen checking out Grape Hollow in detail after midnight. Based on what the locals declare, this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Centerton long ago. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that should be shunned.

The spirit of a seriously scorched lady has been spotted on one or two occasions by Spring Branch grasping a cranium. No matter what people utter, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that is rather
 
    not disturbed.

The ghost of an engine driver can often be seen sobbing up on Gobblers Knob. Well, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours.

 

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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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