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A space invader from Jupiter was made out by an old woman fishing by a lake near Center Ridge.
A very scary phantom became visible taking pleasure in the landscape at East Fork Point Remove Site Five Dam after midnight. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the witness.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was observed up on the top of Cole Mountain gulping soda pop.
A space alien emerged at Brindley Creek late at night flinging pieces of wood into the flow.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy was witnessed relaxing on a stool in an apartment in Center Ridge.
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Ghost Sightings From Center Ridge
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Ghost Sightings From Center Ridge
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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