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A very large crow has often been distinguished up on Bald Knob seeking a woman.
A giant wildcat is repeatedly seen at Beverly Hills Lake Dam at midnight clutching a skull.
The ghost of a young girl has been perceived on many instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Beverly Hills Lake on a dark night. A number of folks declare this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Cedarville. Well, it's a chilling ghost that you don't want to bump into before dawn.
A massive woodchuck may regularly be observed staring by Cedar Creek.
The ghost of a female having half her head absent may be witnessed over and over again laundering a blood-splattered rag in Dripping Spring around midnight. According to the local residents, this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Cedarville local resident.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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