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A decapitated female came into sight covering a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Citadel Bluff Park at night. The ghost waved to the watcher. Regardless of what folks utter, this is a bad ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A space man was witnessed scrutinizing Pine Hollow in detail around midnight.
An alien vacationer from another planet came into sight at Flanagan Lake Dam around midnight enjoying the surroundings.
A space man from Mars was perceived dragging a body from the cold water of Cedar Creek late in the night.
A space invader from another planet was made out on the top of Fisher Mountain in the early morning hours gazing at the view.
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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