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Vasco da Gama can sometimes be made out very late at night drifting along Cross Creek.
A beheaded gentleman was observed looking through flat windows in Cave Springs around midnight. The spirit reacted to the eye witness. A number of of the folks here allege this ghost likes startling unwise people who have the nerve to disturb the quiet in Cave Springs.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy came into view watching television in a Cave Springs living room very late at night.
A female with her head and both arms amputated appeared observing the surroundings from the apex of Callahan Mountain on a dark night. When the phantom was made out it vanished into the thin air. In any event, this is a bad ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
A gigantic lemur was noticed glugging down chlorine in a sail boat on Lake Bentonville.
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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