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These are some lies we made up about Cave City.
A woman with the head of a devil has frequently been observed destroying a glove near Baxter Spring around midnight.
A massive zebra is known to have been distinguished on several instances in a raft on Goforth Reservoir slurping blood from a jar.
An extremely large coyote may regularly be perceived in Dokken Hollow on a dark night seeking a book.
A space alien can be seen repeatedly in Doctor Toms Park before sunrise pulling a dead body over rocks.
Galileo has occasionally been spotted at Ceder Lake Dam before sunrise smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there is sometimes witnessed on the peak of Bray Hill on a dark night looking at the panorama.
A headless woman may every now and then be witnessed pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Barnett Creek in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Cave City
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Ghost Sightings From Cave City
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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