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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can often be witnessed staring at the water by Abernathy Reservoir Dam late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can be noticed time and again yelling at the bystander to be off down by the water at Johnson Bay.
The phantom of a young lady with a cord around her neck has now and then been observed around midnight going to see Johnson Bluff.
The martian pilot of a UFO is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances late at night floating along Green Bayou.
An enormous quagga can from time to time be made out in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Casscoe
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Ghost Sightings From Casscoe
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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