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These are some lies we made up about Carthage.
A huge chipmunk has regularly been distinguished by a man camping at a campground in the neighborhood of Carthage.
The ghost of a man in a sheriff outfit is repeatedly seen hauling a body from the ice cold water of Campground Creek at night. Several of the people here declare this spirit enjoys scaring unwise folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the serenity in Carthage. Nonetheless, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A gigantic coati is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions taking a rest in a chair in a house in Carthage.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may frequently be made out striding from mobile home to mobile home around midnight on a Carthage road.
A mermaid can be made out very frequently seated at the dining table in a Carthage residence.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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