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These are some lies we made up about Carlisle.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar was made out searching for a book by Battles Branch. The observer got freaked out and escaped.
A big menacing giant was made out at Lake Treadway Dam around midnight taking in the vista.
A colossal bunny has frequently been distinguished before sunrise glancing over Grand Prairie.
A space alien from planet Saturn is often witnessed pacing by a deserted highway next to Carlisle.
A space alien from another planet is known to have been made out on numerous instances coming into view in a closet mirror.
Napoleon Bonaparte may repeatedly be noticed trying to locate somebody in Toltec Mounds State Park near the ranger station.
A huge walrus may be spotted over and over again in the early morning hours sprinting after a passing VW on a dark highway close to Carlisle.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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