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These are some lies we made up about Caraway.
A huge wildcat has repeatedly been spotted looking crossly at the watcher in the center of Buffalo Creek.
A guy with a big hole through his chest is frequently perceived hovering over Grapevine Island at the stroke of midnight. In any event, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An enormous deer has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions in Saint Francis Sunken Lands State Wildlife Management Area at night covering a dead body by a sizeable rock.
A woman's body having a donkey's head may be observed very often crawling out of Hatchie Coon Lake soaked in mud before sunrise. One of the people who live here decisively alleges that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long gone Caraway local resident.
A half rotten human body has every now and then been distinguished in a Caraway mobile home. Whatever people exclaim, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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