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These are some lies we made up about Camp.
A giant newt can be seen over and over again drifting down on Camp Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a female with a switchblade in her neck has from time to time been perceived at Courtwright Lake Dam late in the night enjoying the vista. Any which way, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at night.
An enormous hamster is every now and then noticed near the waterfront at Courtwright Lake going berserk.
A dinosaur is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances on a dark night visiting Pinhook Bend.
An alien from another galaxy may sometimes be observed washing a blood-splattered pillow in Bald Spring before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Camp
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Ghost Sightings From Camp
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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