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These are some lies we made up about Camden.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is now and then noticed hiding a body by a large boulder in Carnes Park at night.
A gentleman devoid of a head has been said to have been made out on frequent instances at the stroke of midnight floating down Chaffie Creek. Residents assert that this ghost may very well be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Camden. In any case, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
An extraterrestrial may from time to time be witnessed by Estridge Bayou reading a newspaper.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big beard and a wooden right leg was seen staring at the water by Berg Lake Dam very late at night. Other people around here have had similar occurrences involving an almost identical ghost. Regardless of what, this phantom unquestionably is chilling; one that is preferably not interrupted.
An martian explorer from the cosmos was spotted in a raft on Berg Lake hauling a
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headbone.
A space invader from outer space came into view in a mirror in a Camden residence; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was witnessed scrutinizing Cape Horn Shoals in detail late at night.
A giant addax was seen in a home close to Camden.
The phantom of an elderly
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female hauling a rifle has often been perceived right by the entrance to Logoly State Park struggling to capture something.
The spirit of a flight attendant is frequently spotted in a Camden area supermarket, staggering the aisles. Whatever people verbalize, this is a horrible spirit that you would not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from Pluto can frequently be made out in Hot Springs National Park quite near the park headquarters scaring folks.
The Abominable Snowman can be spotted time and again rearranging orbs about after midnight by a road sign in Camden.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has every so often been witnessed sitting at a table in a Camden building yelling people's names.
The alien crew member of a UFO has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances mounted on a pony by a road next to Camden.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may now and then be perceived marching through a building next to Camden.
The phantom of an aged
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cleaning lady has regularly been spotted walking through a Camden vicinity graveyard. A person who lives here argues that this phantom is the undead spirit of a long dead Camden person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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