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The phantom of a man carrying a sword was distinguished crying in Dry Hollow after midnight. The ghost didn't seem to be scared by the viewers. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Calico Rock.
A gargantuan gemsbok became visible looking mid stream in Bailey Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was observed attempting to touch something by Buzzard Roost.
A gigantic tiger has frequently been noticed on the peak of Bald Mountain after midnight monitoring the view.
The phantom of a lady having names etched into her head is often noticed looking for a hat by a parked car in a Calico Rock parking lot after midnight.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been made out on many instances in a Calico Rock area store, wandering the aisles.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos can regularly be seen looking creepy at midnight on a lawn in Calico Rock.
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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