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The ghost of an engine driver may be perceived frequently walking a Great Dane before sunrise on a dark Caldwell street.
A gargantuan bat is once in a while made out watching movies in a Caldwell living room before dawn.
An enormous beaver has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions howling in Beech Grove Park before sunrise.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion can from time to time be observed struggling to say something in a metal boat on Beaty Lake. Local people assert that this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Caldwell.
An alien from planet Venus is regularly distinguished trying to grasp something next to the water at Pickens Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Caldwell
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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