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These are some lies we made up about Cabot.
A space man from the Moon was spotted in a Cabot area store, striding the aisles.
A space man from another world was noticed consuming a cracker in Anthony Schmidt Memorial County Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive chimpanzee is regularly made out downing water from Quapaw Mineral Springs on a dark night.
An ET may often be noticed gazing across Ford Bottoms late in the night.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy can be witnessed over and over again reading a pamphlet at the stroke of midnight by a vending machine in Cabot.
Thumbelina has once in a while been seen hurling bricks into Pickthorne Lake on a dark night.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is every so often witnessed gazing at the sight from the top of Apple Hill before sunrise. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A colossal sheep may sometimes be seen dragging a
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corpse from the ice cold water of Blue Branch in the early morning hours.
The spirit of an awfully scorched woman has repeatedly been noticed wandering through a flat in Cabot.
A space man from another solar system is often witnessed attempting to capture something at Arkansas Noname Five Dam late in the night.
A space alien has
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supposedly been noticed on numerous instances thinking by Ash Slough.
Vasco da Gama may regularly be distinguished scrutinizing Poland Gap in detail at midnight.
An enormous dromedary may be distinguished very often mounted on a mule next to a highway near Cabot.
A gigantic reptile has from time to time been seen at a coin operated phone in Cabot talking on the phone.
The ghost of a train driver is occasionally made out appearing menacing in Pinnacle Mountain State Park at the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions gazing irritably at the witness beside a wild road near Cabot before dawn.
A Yeti can from time to time be perceived staying in an uninhabited farmhouse in Cabot.
A gigantic mink was distinguished standing by a deserted road close to Cabot.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy appeared riding on a low rider on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Cabot.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship was made out in a Cabot home.
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Ghost Sightings From Cabot
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Ghost Sightings From Cabot
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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