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These are some lies we made up about Burdette.
An extraterrestrial from space was perceived before dawn checking out Elmot Bar in detail.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has frequently been noticed throwing rocks into the stream at Catalpa Bayou before sunrise. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a badly burned female is regularly spotted soaring across Rosa Pocket in the early morning hours. A lot of local residents argue this ghost might be a famous yesteryear dweller of Burdette.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions drinking fuel from a gas pump at a fueling station in Burdette.
The spirit of a gentleman having a cross cut into his arm may regularly be seen at Keyes Point around midnight gazing down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Burdette
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Ghost Sightings From Burdette
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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