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The phantom of a young Indian warrior came into view in Bull Shoals Natural Park late in the night calling out names of people. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being noticed. Locals here assert that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Bull Shoals some time ago.
A space alien from the cosmos was noticed at Bull Shoals Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the landscape.
A space invader was spotted down at the waterfront at Bull Shoals Lake looking angrily at the viewer.
The phantom of a tough lumberjack gripping a large axe has regularly been made out yelling at the watcher to be off in Bull Shoals State Park outside the park headquarters.
An alien voyager from outer space is frequently seen up on Bull Shoals Mountain going wild.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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