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These are some lies we made up about Bryant.
A space invader from another galaxy may be witnessed very frequently in Ashley Park before sunrise glugging down water.
The spirit of a pregnant female has every now and then been seen floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Bryant.
An extremely large springbok is now and then spotted reading a book in a raft on Surge Pond.
The ghost of a young guy sporting a denim jacket has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions in an autopart store in the Bryant area.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship may from time to time be witnessed gazing at the water by Caldwell Lake Dam on a dark night.
A beheaded man has often been distinguished viewing the scenery from the pinnacle of Alexander Mountain very late at night.
An martian voyager from the cosmos is often seen floating down on Blue Branch around midnight.
Socrates can repeatedly be seen reflecting in Crystal Valley before sunrise.
An ET from another
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part of the galaxy can be observed often trying on a shirt in a Bryant apartment.
A woman with her right arm and left leg sliced off has once in a while been noticed nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Bryant.
An armed forces outfit marching about with no body in it is sometimes seen right by Lake Catherine State Park facing
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the viewer.
A gargantuan ground hog has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions staring wrathfully at the observer by Hot Springs National Park.
A very large oryx may now and then be observed musicalizing on a xylophone in a Bryant house.
An alien was seen in a Bryant school on a dark night strolling the hallways.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft became visible in a mirror in a Bryant home; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
An martian voyager from outer space was spotted trying to find a glove by a parked pickup in a Bryant parking lot before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Bryant
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Ghost Sightings From Bryant
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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