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These are some lies we made up about Brookland.
A massive iguana is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions riding on a motorbike on a murky road next to Brookland.
The ghost of a street bum may often be witnessed by Birch Creek twinkling a light.
Goldilocks may be made out time and again on the water's edge of Big Creek Site 16 Reservoir frightening people.
The spirit of an aged sorceress is once in a while observed at Big Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight calling names of people.
An alien voyager from outer space may occasionally be made out by Caney Slough looking bloodcurdling.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookland
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Ghost Sightings From Brookland
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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