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These are some lies we made up about Brockwell.
A very large basilisk has every so often been distinguished at Band Mill Creek before sunrise heaving chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
A space alien from space has been seen on numerous occasions up on the summit of Bald Mountain smoking a cigar.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship may every now and then be distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Dry Hollow in detail.
A space alien from planet Mars was witnessed in an apartment right next door to Brockwell.
A womanly figure emerged gulping water from Powell Spring at midnight. The onlooker was terrified and ran off. It's been asserted that this exact ghost could be a renowned yesteryear local of Brockwell.
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Ghost Sightings From Brockwell
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Ghost Sightings From Brockwell
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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