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These are some lies we made up about Brinkley.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack holding a sizeable axe can now and then be witnessed walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Brinkley road.
The terrifying ghost of a conquistador was seen in Brinkley City Park at night hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock. When the observer emerged the phantom ran away. In any event, this is a horrible spirit that you would not want to encounter before dawn.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft showed up staring through apartment windows in Brinkley in the early morning hours.
A scary skeleton was perceived gazing wrathfully at the eye witness by Caney Slash. The arrival of the bystander startled the ghost who then faded away. No matter what, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
A luminous human form showed up at Lake Greenlee Reservoir Dam late in the night going bananas. The ghost talked
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about avenging a slaying.
A very large addax was witnessed throwing stones in the center of Benson Slash Creek.
A massive dugong was seen watching shows in a Brinkley living room at midnight.
A space invader from planet Pluto has regularly been witnessed browsing through trash container on a Brinkley street.
A sasquatch
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has been said to have been seen on a handful of instances in Village Creek State Park at the ranger station gulping blood from a glass.
An extremely large finch can frequently be witnessed on a Brinkley residential street before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Brinkley
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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