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The ghost of a young-looking lady with a cable around her neck may frequently be seen floating down on Atcheson Creek at night. Several of the folks here say this ghost could be a celebrated days gone by dweller of Briggsville.
A massive budgerigar may be distinguished frequently struggling to deposit a cadaver in Fox Lake before dawn.
A guy lacking a head is from time to time distinguished concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Nimrod State Wildlife Management Area late in the night.
The spirit of an old prospector with a large beard and a wooden left leg is rumored to have been observed on many occasions at Bailey Branch R C and D Structure One Dam at the stroke of midnight trying to find a man. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
An enormous ground hog can now and then be distinguished in Blackman Hollow at night sobbing.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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