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These are some lies we made up about Branch.
A space invader from outer space has sometimes been perceived up on the apex of Metcalf Hill gazing furiously at the bystander.
A Brachiosaurus is once in a while spotted floating along Caney Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions checking out Buzzard Bluff at the stroke of midnight. One of the local residents definitely asserts that this ghost may well be a distinguished past resident of Branch.
A gargantuan wolf may every so often be spotted piling boulders in Ferguson Valley before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent was perceived by Flanagan Lake Dam at night staring at the water. The ghost didn't appear to be agonized by the watchers.
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Ghost Sightings From Branch
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Ghost Sightings From Branch
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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