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These are some lies we made up about Bradford.
A lady having a machete in her head has repeatedly been spotted slurping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Bradford. A person who lives here declares that this spirit likes startling foolish folks who come seeking spirits in Bradford.
A wandering ghost is regularly spotted at Masons Reservoir Dam at midnight enjoying the scenery.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may regularly be witnessed shouting by Hulsey Bend.
A colossal lion may be perceived over and over again next to Stanley Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise looking.
A space man from Jupiter has from time to time been seen in Mills Hollow around midnight attempting to verbalize something.
A space invader from another galaxy is once in a while made out flashing a light beside the water at Bright Lake.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior is rumored to have been made out on many instances at Bailey Creek at night heaving
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stones into the stream. One of the local residents confidently argues that this spirit can be the spirit of a local who died here in Bradford before the present. Nonetheless, it's undoubtedly a chilling spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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