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An enormous elephant showed up strolling through a Booneville neighborhood graveyard.
A gigantic ermine came into sight dragging a body across the ground in Bearcat Stadium in the early morning hours.
An extremely large skunk was observed consuming a chicken drumstick in the middle of Booneville Creek.
An ET was distinguished swallowing motor oil at Auxiliary Dam Number One on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft is frequently made out at the stroke of midnight exploring Ferguson Valley in detail.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto is rumored to have been spotted on several instances verbalizing into the night up on Booneville Mountain.
An ET from the cosmos can regularly be made out by Buzzard Bluff reading a book.
A womanly form can be made out frequently carrying a human headbone by a secluded road in the neighborhood of Booneville in the early morning hours.
A gigantic beaver
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has every now and then been witnessed standing by a secluded highway in close proximity to Booneville.
The spirit of a man grasping a sword is from time to time seen riding on a motorcycle on a shady highway next to Booneville.
Socrates has been noticed on frequent occasions in a Booneville home.
A woman with worms crawling out
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of her ears may sometimes be spotted becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object has regularly been noticed right by the entrance to Lake Fort Smith State Park pondering.
The phantom of a woman with a switchblade in her head is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions having a seat on a couch in a home near Booneville. No matter what, this spirit certainly is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien from planet Mercury may often be perceived after midnight pursuing a passing Jeep on a murky highway close to Booneville.
A gargantuan hare can be perceived often pulling up weeds in the back garden of a mobile home in Booneville.
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Ghost Sightings From Booneville
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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