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These are some lies we made up about Bono.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform may once in a while be perceived by Big Creek Site Eight Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
Ludwig van Beethoven was observed smoking a cigar near Bettis Spring after midnight.
An ET from another world was noticed at Christian Creek at night heaving stones into the water.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer came into view in Hackberry Island in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a dead body through some bushes.
The ghost of a strapped up guy was made out in a motor boat on Big Creek Site 20 Reservoir carrying a human cranium. The viewer escaped immediately after she distinguished the ghost.
A very large oryx was noticed being in an abandoned mansion in Bono.
A gargantuan chimpanzee is repeatedly perceived standing by a desolate road in close proximity to Bono.
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Ghost Sightings From Bono
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Ghost Sightings From Bono
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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