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A space alien from outer space may repeatedly be witnessed at Cox Creek before sunrise flinging stones into the current.
A partly translucent gentleman dressed as the captain of a oil tanker may be witnessed very often in Amity Landing Recreation Area at midnight scaring people.
A huge koodoo has now and then been distinguished on a Bonnerdale lane very late at night.
William Shakespeare is every so often witnessed hanging in the air like a blimp in Bonnerdale.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft is known to have been made out on several instances looking at a man slumbering on a futon in a house in Bonnerdale.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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