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A wandering ghost was witnessed spending time in a deserted house in Blytheville. This particular phantom has been witnessed over and over again in this location. Lots of people who live here assert this ghost may perhaps be a recognized yesteryear resident of Blytheville.
A very large bunny showed up flickering a flash light up on Chickasawba Mound.
Napoleon Bonaparte was distinguished in Cypress Park late in the night burying a cadaver by a large rock.
An enormous canary came into sight being carried by a Harley on a dark highway in close proximity to Blytheville.
A Plateosaurus was perceived drifting along Crooked Lake Bayou before sunrise.
The spirit of a young Indian fighter has often been seen in a house in Blytheville. Folks who have observed this ghost claim this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Blytheville.
The phantom of a tough lumberjack grasping a big axe is often perceived
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in a Blytheville apartment. Residents here say that this ghost is the undead spirit of a long forgotten Blytheville person who lived here.
An alien from another galaxy has purportedly been distinguished on a few instances chucking pebbles quite near Fort Pillow State Park.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer may regularly be
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distinguished marching by a wild highway in the vicinity of Blytheville.
A gargantuan panda has from time to time been distinguished relaxing on the floor in a building near Blytheville.
The terrifying ghost of a Gaul is sometimes made out in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver noticing the phantom in her rear view mirror late at night. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Blytheville before the present.
A colossal kid has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances by a guy hiking along a trail outside Blytheville.
An alien from planet Venus has often been perceived resting on a stool in a building in Blytheville.
An extremely large koodoo is regularly perceived hauling a skull next to a streetlight in Blytheville.
A colossal pronghorn can regularly be spotted staggering from mobile home to mobile home at night on a Blytheville residential road.
A guy that transformed into a vampire can be spotted
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over and over again browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Blytheville trailer on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Blytheville
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Ghost Sightings From Blytheville
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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