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These are some lies we made up about Bluffton.
The ghost of the driver of a train was noticed howling at the viewer to beat it by Lackey Bluff. This specific spirit has been perceived frequently in this location. Nonetheless, this is an unpleasant ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
An extremely large gorilla was noticed going mad up on Callahan Knob.
A lady devoid of a head has often been distinguished in a mirror in a Bluffton residence; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly observed checking out Blagg Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions downing blood from a container mid stream in Bear Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluffton
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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